Cage Free Calvinist - Decal

Every Reformed man remembers his cage stage, or his friends do. The Cage Free Calvinist sticker is a funny Christian decal for the man who has calmed down enough to be let out.

What does Cage Free Calvinist mean?

The cage stage is the old joke about a new Calvinist who argues the doctrines of grace with everyone he meets and needs to be kept in a cage for a while. Cage free means the doctrine stayed and the zeal grew some patience. It is a laugh most Reformed friends will get on sight.

Size, material and where it goes

Size. About 3 x 3 inches.
Made. UV protected vinyl, made for outdoor use.
Where it goes. Laptop, truck window, toolbox, water bottle or coffee cup. Clean and dry the spot first so the adhesive holds.
Promise. Ships in 2-10 business days. 30 Day Easy Returns/Exchanges. A real person on chat, Monday to Friday, 9 to 5 Mountain.

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